Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 20 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | 42 | 15 | 4 | 23 | 346 | 377 | 0 | 49 |
| 2022 | 20 | 9 | 1 | 10 | 170 | 197 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs VIBE FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs dirbi fc (Forfeit) |
0
8
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs FC Johnny English |
6
20
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Calvin FC
17/10/2023 (Won 17 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Budget Wanderers FC
20/09/2022 (Lost 1 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Buttler FC
12/09/2023 (Won 19 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 23/08/2022 To 19/07/2022
Longest losing streak
10 From 19/07/2022 To 23/08/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Autumn League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5's Autumn League | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 67 | 88 | -21 | 9 |
