Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 42 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 40 | 24 | 2 | 14 | 433 | 341 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 38 | 28 | 1 | 9 | 553 | 282 | 0 | 85 |
| 2023 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 65 | 97 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Ebeneezers |
9
7
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs UTK FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs The Bothersome Boys |
8
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hustlers University
21/11/2024 (Won 29 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
4 & A Half Men
19/10/2023 (Lost 5 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hustlers University
21/11/2024 (Won 29 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 19/10/2023 To 22/02/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 22/02/2024 To 19/10/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2023 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 105 | 63 | 42 | 22 |
