Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2020 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 28 | 77 | 0 | 6 |
| 2019 | 47 | 16 | 2 | 29 | 169 | 236 | 0 | 50 |
| 2018 | 46 | 16 | 7 | 23 | 174 | 217 | 0 | 55 |
| 2017 | 47 | 29 | 9 | 9 | 258 | 165 | 0 | 96 |
| 2016 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 25 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 06/08/2020 | vs THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 12/03/2020 | vs FIRPO FC |
2
17
|
| 05/03/2020 | vs RUSTY SURPRISE FC |
2
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
COAT HANGERS
05/10/2017 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FIRPO FC
12/03/2020 (Lost 2 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
COAT HANGERS
05/10/2017 (Won 13 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 15/12/2016 To 04/05/2017
Longest losing streak
17 From 04/05/2017 To 15/12/2016
Current League Stats (5's Thursday Business #50KTAPIN)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 5's Thursday Business #50KTAPIN | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 44 | 60 | -16 | 7 |
