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Danny Never Drinks Water

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2026 5 1 0 4 12 35 0 3

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 2.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games : 5.00

Recent results

23/02/2026 vs Cruz Azul
5 3
16/02/2026 vs Pangolin FC
2 4
09/02/2026 vs DTFC
1 8

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs Cruz Azul 23/02/2026 (Won 5 - 3)
Greatest thrashing vs Bayer Neverclap Cheeks FC 26/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game vs Cruz Azul 23/02/2026 (Won 5 - 3)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 1 From 16/02/2026 To 23/02/2026
Longest losing streak 0 From 26/01/2026 To 16/02/2026

Current League Stats (Battersea Monday 5s League.)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
Battersea Monday 5s League. 5 1 0 4 12 35 -23 3
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