Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 13 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 40 | 29 | 1 | 10 | 406 | 270 | 0 | 88 |
| 2024 | 39 | 17 | 2 | 20 | 322 | 356 | 0 | 53 |
| 2023 | 16 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 148 | 167 | 0 | 21 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 6 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Marescalated Quickly |
7
7
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs CKA FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
My Little Bony
14/04/2025 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
02/10/2023 (Lost 10 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
My Little Bony
14/04/2025 (Won 18 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 02/10/2023 To 07/10/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 07/10/2024 To 02/10/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Winter Mens)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Winter Mens | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 120 | 126 | -6 | 19 |
