Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 25 | 15 | 0 | 10 | 202 | 215 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 39 | 24 | 7 | 8 | 394 | 296 | 0 | 79 |
| 2023 | 29 | 14 | 1 | 14 | 270 | 249 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.00
Recent results
| 14/08/2025 | vs MATT THE DRAGON |
9
15
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs Girder Bremen |
3
13
|
| 31/07/2025 | vs Maroon 5's |
6
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PATHETICO MADRID FC
15/05/2025 (Lost 0 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 11/05/2023 To 04/01/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 04/01/2024 To 11/05/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Summer league 2322)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Summer league 2322 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 75 | 70 | 5 | 12 |
