Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 31 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 46 | 19 | 0 | 27 | 414 | 454 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 46 | 26 | 2 | 18 | 467 | 401 | 0 | 80 |
| 2023 | 46 | 13 | 5 | 28 | 284 | 349 | 0 | 44 |
| 2022 | 31 | 6 | 1 | 24 | 235 | 336 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 03/02/2026 | vs KPI Dodgers |
4
6
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs MI6-a-side |
9
9
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs Taddy's United |
11
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
2 Goals
30/01/2024 (Won 21 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Cheeks
11/02/2025 (Lost 3 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Little Giants
14/01/2025 (Won 25 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 18/10/2022 To 30/05/2023
Longest losing streak
23 From 30/05/2023 To 18/10/2022
Current League Stats (Tuesday Men 5's summer 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Men 5's summer 2022 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 96 | 142 | -46 | 6 |
