Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 28 | 16 | 1 | 11 | 194 | 162 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 30 | 12 | 2 | 16 | 209 | 166 | 0 | 38 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 15/05/2024 | vs CORIO-UPON-THAMES |
6
12
|
| 22/05/2024 | vs ONE TRICK BONY'S |
7
8
|
| 29/05/2024 | vs FC St. Fauli |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DYCHO ODY WTYGH? FC
17/07/2024 (Won 22 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC St. Fauli
26/03/2025 (Lost 6 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
DYCHO ODY WTYGH? FC
17/07/2024 (Won 22 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 02/07/2025 To 09/07/2025
Longest losing streak
9 From 09/07/2025 To 02/07/2025
Current League Stats (Mens Wednesday Late 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Mens Wednesday Late 5s League | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 102 | 73 | 29 | 19 |
