Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 12 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 35 | 27 | 2 | 6 | 239 | 79 | 0 | 83 |
| 2024 | 40 | 32 | 1 | 7 | 277 | 99 | 0 | 97 |
| 2023 | 37 | 23 | 2 | 12 | 305 | 232 | 0 | 71 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs SHEFFIELD MONDAY |
6
5
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs THE NEVILLE WEARS PRADA. |
15
1
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs SLOG London |
10
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
JUST FRIENDS FC
04/08/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
OCCASIONALLY UNITED
30/01/2023 (Lost 7 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
JUST FRIENDS FC
04/08/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 10/07/2023 To 02/10/2023
Longest losing streak
18 From 23/01/2023 To 10/07/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Men's League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Men's League | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 101 | 136 | -35 | 13 |
