Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2019 | 23 | 8 | 1 | 14 | 219 | 277 | 0 | 25 |
| 2018 | 33 | 13 | 1 | 19 | 372 | 413 | 0 | 40 |
| 2017 | 41 | 24 | 2 | 15 | 397 | 349 | 0 | 74 |
| 2016 | 53 | 22 | 3 | 28 | 505 | 544 | 0 | 69 |
| 2015 | 45 | 13 | 2 | 30 | 441 | 594 | 0 | 41 |
| 2014 | 35 | 9 | 4 | 22 | 324 | 405 | 0 | 31 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 27/02/2014 | vs SPORTING ABEERGUT |
6
11
|
| 06/03/2014 | vs ANDREW THACKRAY FC |
20
8
|
| 13/03/2014 | vs vac - Unsporting Lesbians |
12
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
CRYSTAL PHALLUS
20/03/2014 (Won 26 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
INSAR MILAN
27/08/2015 (Lost 1 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
CRYSTAL PHALLUS
20/03/2014 (Won 26 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 09/08/2018 To 14/03/2019
Longest losing streak
22 From 14/03/2019 To 09/08/2018
Current League Stats (Thursday 5 a-side League, Sep - Dec '14)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5 a-side League, Sep - Dec '14 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 113 | 222 | -109 | 4 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
L
L
D
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 11/09/2014 |
| 18/09/2014 |
| 25/09/2014 |
| 02/10/2014 |
| 09/10/2014 |
| 16/10/2014 |
| 23/10/2014 |
| 30/10/2014 |
| 06/11/2014 |
| 13/11/2014 |
| 20/11/2014 |
| 27/11/2014 |
| 04/12/2014 |
