Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 16 | 38 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 58 | 69 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 04/09/2025 | vs Monkey Puzzle Day Nursery |
4
9
|
| 11/09/2025 | vs WUFC |
9
7
|
| 18/09/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
** VACANCY 5 **
18/09/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia
29/01/2026 (Lost 1 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
** VACANCY 5 **
18/09/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 12/02/2026 To 06/11/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 06/11/2025 To 12/02/2026
Current League Stats (Thursday 5a side starts August)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
W
Results
| 04/09/2025 |
| 11/09/2025 |
| 18/09/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 09/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 30/10/2025 |
| 06/11/2025 |
| 13/11/2025 |
