Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2016 | 21 | 12 | 1 | 8 | 258 | 235 | 0 | 37 |
| 2015 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 72 | 62 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 07/06/2015 | vs OLDAN PATHETIC |
7
4
|
| 14/06/2015 | vs UNDERDOGS |
10
0
|
| 21/06/2015 | vs MAX BOLTON WANDERERS |
7
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BORUSSIA MUCHEN-BAD-BACK
07/01/2016 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SHADWELL FC
20/04/2016 (Lost 4 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
WE HATE BEANS
19/05/2016 (Won 24 - 19)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 07/07/2016 To 02/06/2016
Longest losing streak
4 From 02/06/2016 To 07/07/2016
Current League Stats (Thursday Winter 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Winter 5's | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 74 | 114 | -40 | 9 |
