Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 51 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 28 | 17 | 1 | 10 | 367 | 301 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 11/02/2026 | vs D.D.C FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs The waterside |
11
17
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs Rayans Rovers FC |
19
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Wheelie Average
09/07/2025 (Won 20 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Petes
07/01/2026 (Lost 9 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
unaffordable plumbing
19/11/2025 (Won 24 - 18)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 04/06/2025 To 21/05/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 21/05/2025 To 04/06/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 188 | 129 | 59 | 31 |
