Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 75 | 126 | 0 | 9 |
| 2024 | 19 | 10 | 1 | 8 | 172 | 155 | 0 | 31 |
| 2023 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 66 | 94 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 14/09/2023 | vs 50 SHADES OF DAVID MAY (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 21/09/2023 | vs MOIST TURTLES (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 28/09/2023 | vs Maroon 5's |
5
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PORK PIES FC
06/11/2024 (Won 23 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FINAL THIRD
29/01/2025 (Lost 3 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
PORK PIES FC
06/11/2024 (Won 23 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 08/01/2025 To 12/02/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 16/04/2025 To 08/01/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 51 | 65 | -14 | 12 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
L
L
L
Results
| 07/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 21/12/2023 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 15/02/2024 |
