Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 24 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 22 | 9 | 1 | 12 | 185 | 208 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 17 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 144 | 172 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs Pathetico Madrid First Team |
5
13
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Newton Heath FC |
13
4
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs Pathetico Madrid Academy |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Desi Skillz
17/10/2024 (Won 22 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MURDER ON ZIDANCE FLOOR FC
19/09/2024 (Lost 5 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
Desi Skillz
17/10/2024 (Won 22 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 19/09/2024 To 01/08/2024
Longest losing streak
1 From 18/07/2024 To 19/09/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Summer 5's 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Summer 5's 2024 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 55 | 111 | -56 | 6 |
