Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 9 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 44 | 25 | 2 | 17 | 348 | 288 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 45 | 29 | 0 | 16 | 409 | 353 | 0 | 87 |
| 2023 | 47 | 21 | 1 | 25 | 316 | 381 | 0 | 64 |
| 2022 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 59 | 52 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 21/01/2026 | vs BIA FC |
10
0
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs DADDYS DARLINGS |
4
4
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs LOVE HANDLES FC |
13
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SAINSBURYS WARLINGHAM
26/02/2025 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
TNF-V
02/08/2023 (Lost 4 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
LOSE THE MATCH FOXLEY HATCH
04/12/2024 (Won 19 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
26 From 09/11/2022 To 13/12/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 13/12/2023 To 09/11/2022
Current League Stats (WED 5S DEC 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WED 5S DEC 22 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 96 | 92 | 4 | 19 |
