Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2018 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 99 | 93 | 0 | 18 |
| 2017 | 39 | 12 | 3 | 24 | 347 | 490 | 0 | 39 |
| 2016 | 47 | 25 | 0 | 22 | 469 | 510 | 0 | 75 |
| 2015 | 46 | 26 | 3 | 17 | 569 | 486 | 0 | 81 |
| 2014 | 32 | 15 | 1 | 16 | 369 | 413 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 13.00
Recent results
| 01/05/2014 | vs XAVI-DODGERS |
7
22
|
| 08/05/2014 | vs MURDER ON ZIDANES FLOOR 5's |
3
10
|
| 15/05/2014 | vs THE CREW FC |
9
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THE CREW FC
16/07/2015 (Won 19 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FELLING FC
26/01/2017 (Lost 3 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
Crystal Phallus Thurs
11/12/2014 (Won 26 - 18)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 09/11/2017 To 15/06/2017
Longest losing streak
15 From 15/06/2017 To 09/11/2017
Current League Stats (Thursday Night Div 2 Winter 14/15)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Night Div 2 Winter 14/15 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 9 | 218 | 231 | -13 | 25 |
