Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 66 | 57 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 90 | 49 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.00
Recent results
| 17/02/2026 | vs GIROUD SANDSTORM 7's |
4
13
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Tinchy Sneijder |
14
9
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs GAMBLING ADDICTS |
14
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GOON ERS
11/11/2025 (Won 25 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
GIROUD SANDSTORM 7's
17/02/2026 (Lost 4 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOTPOT FC
16/12/2025 (Won 27 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 11/11/2025 To 06/01/2026
Longest losing streak
2 From 06/01/2026 To 20/01/2026
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s League Winter 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s League Winter 25 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 144 | 73 | 71 | 21 |
