Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 16 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 16.00
Recent results
| 13/01/2026 | vs SHAMBLES FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs Fenerbackache Fives |
5
28
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs PENDLE RANGERS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fenerbackache Fives
06/01/2026 (Lost 5 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ctrl Alt De Ligt Fc..
02/12/2025 (Lost 7 - 16)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
0 From 06/01/2026 To
Longest losing streak
0 From 02/12/2025 To 06/01/2026
Current League Stats (Tuesday Business Winter 25/26)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Business Winter 25/26 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 58 | -53 | 0 |
