Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 18 | 3 | 3 | 12 | 152 | 208 | 0 | 12 |
| 2024 | 39 | 25 | 1 | 13 | 399 | 299 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 140 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 11/08/2025 | vs Sheffield Monday (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 04/08/2025 | vs Crossing FC. (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 28/07/2025 | vs Dyslexia Untied |
9
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Jokes A-Side
23/08/2021 (Lost 5 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 25/03/2024 To 01/04/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 05/07/2021 To 25/03/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Summer 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Summer 2021 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 52 | 141 | -89 | 3 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 06/09/2021 |
| 30/08/2021 |
| 23/08/2021 |
| 16/08/2021 |
| 09/08/2021 |
| 02/08/2021 |
| 26/07/2021 |
| 19/07/2021 |
| 12/07/2021 |
| 05/07/2021 |
