Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 33 | 18 | 6 | 9 | 158 | 96 | 0 | 60 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs Afc Strumus (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Amish Doinks |
0
1
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Rooftop Tarts |
2
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Real Badrid
17/11/2025 (Won 17 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unathletico Madrid
24/03/2025 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Badrid
17/11/2025 (Won 17 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 03/03/2025 To 24/02/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 24/02/2025 To 03/03/2025
Current League Stats (Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5s League! | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 16 | 24 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
