Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 108 | 106 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 23 | 17 | 1 | 5 | 273 | 161 | 0 | 52 |
| 2021 | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 179 | 138 | 0 | 33 |
| 2020 | 26 | 9 | 3 | 14 | 228 | 255 | 0 | 30 |
| 2019 | 31 | 12 | 7 | 12 | 267 | 300 | 0 | 43 |
| 2018 | 36 | 16 | 10 | 10 | 313 | 284 | 0 | 58 |
| 2017 | 36 | 14 | 6 | 16 | 277 | 334 | 0 | 48 |
| 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 25 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 02/12/2016 | vs CHARLIE PEARCE (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 09/12/2016 | vs FRANCE |
8
14
|
| 16/12/2016 | vs HALAL, IS IT MEAT YOUR LOOKING FOR? (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Ocasionally United no more 9:15
13/05/2021 (Won 22 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DADDY DAY CARE
12/08/2021 (Lost 3 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOW ABOUT ZLAT?
05/10/2018 (Won 23 - 17)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 25/08/2025 To 20/10/2025
Longest losing streak
16 From 20/10/2025 To 25/08/2025
Current League Stats (Autumn Fri 5s (Youth).)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Fri 5s (Youth). | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 36 | 76 | -40 | 7 |
Previous Games
L
L
Results
| 02/12/2016 |
| 09/12/2016 |
| 16/12/2016 |
| 23/12/2016 |
| 30/12/2016 |
| 06/01/2017 |
| 13/01/2017 |
