Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 42 | 36 | 2 | 4 | 622 | 279 | 0 | 110 |
| 2024 | 36 | 29 | 2 | 5 | 510 | 268 | 0 | 89 |
| 2023 | 36 | 33 | 2 | 1 | 536 | 227 | 0 | 101 |
| 2022 | 42 | 36 | 0 | 6 | 584 | 281 | 0 | 108 |
| 2021 | 27 | 20 | 2 | 5 | 333 | 196 | 0 | 62 |
| 2020 | 15 | 10 | 0 | 5 | 202 | 138 | 0 | 30 |
| 2019 | 28 | 27 | 0 | 1 | 448 | 186 | 0 | 81 |
| 2018 | 36 | 33 | 1 | 2 | 541 | 232 | 0 | 100 |
| 2017 | 29 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 516 | 221 | 0 | 84 |
| 2016 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 17 | 0 | 3 |
| 2014 | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 230 | 79 | 0 | 36 |
| 2013 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs AC Midlothian |
17
7
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs Tekkerslovakia! (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs Oldman Asthmatic FC |
8
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Murder on Zidanes Floor
28/05/2025 (Won 43 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia!
19/08/2019 (Lost 5 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Murder on Zidanes Floor
28/05/2025 (Won 43 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
58 From 08/10/2018 To 26/03/2014
Longest losing streak
7 From 26/03/2014 To 08/10/2018
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Summer 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Summer 2025 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 187 | 72 | 115 | 37 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 22/10/2025 |
| 15/10/2025 |
| 08/10/2025 |
| 01/10/2025 |
| 24/09/2025 |
| 17/09/2025 |
| 10/09/2025 |
| 03/09/2025 |
| 27/08/2025 |
| 20/08/2025 |
| 13/08/2025 |
| 06/08/2025 |
| 30/07/2025 |
| 23/07/2025 |
