Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 8 | 3 | 16 | 85 | 102 | 0 | 27 |
| 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 42 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 54 | 50 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 18/08/2025 | vs The Undateables (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 11/08/2025 | vs Meadowspankers FC |
2
7
|
| 04/08/2025 | vs The Badgers |
1
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Fellas1
24/03/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unathletico Madrid
25/11/2024 (Lost 0 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Fellas1
24/03/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 03/07/2023 To 20/02/2023
Longest losing streak
9 From 20/02/2023 To 03/07/2023
Current League Stats (DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-07-24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-07-24 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 36 | 31 | 5 | 11 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
D
L
L
W
W
D
Results
| 24/07/2023 |
| 17/07/2023 |
| 10/07/2023 |
| 03/07/2023 |
| 26/06/2023 |
| 19/06/2023 |
| 12/06/2023 |
| 05/06/2023 |
| 22/05/2023 |
| 15/05/2023 |
