Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 46 | 27 | 5 | 14 | 198 | 140 | 0 | 86 |
| 2024 | 44 | 23 | 7 | 14 | 225 | 179 | 0 | 76 |
| 2023 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 51 | 41 | 0 | 16 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 03/12/2025 | vs FLICKLESS FC |
4
9
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs WERDER BEERMEN (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/11/2025 | vs OBFC |
5
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Ronaldoughnuts F.C
04/09/2024 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
OBFC
17/09/2025 (Lost 1 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ronaldoughnuts F.C
04/09/2024 (Won 13 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 06/03/2024 To 01/05/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 13/03/2024 To 06/03/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside Summer League 2023 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 94 | 39 | 55 | 33 |
