Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 70 | 71 | 0 | 12 |
| 2024 | 45 | 20 | 3 | 22 | 403 | 410 | 0 | 63 |
| 2023 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 47 | 88 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.33
Recent results
| 26/02/2025 | vs Barney FC |
11
10
|
| 19/02/2025 | vs Dead Ballers |
10
14
|
| 12/02/2025 | vs Tottenham Hot-sperm |
15
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Over'Rate'D
09/10/2024 (Won 15 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Dead Ballers
14/08/2024 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
One 4 Hooligans
06/03/2024 (Won 17 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 28/02/2024 To 10/04/2024
Longest losing streak
6 From 01/11/2023 To 28/02/2024
Current League Stats (BASILDON (Basildon Sporting Village) - Wed 3G 5s season ending 2024-02-14)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| BASILDON (Basildon Sporting Village) - Wed 3G 5s season ending 2024-02-14 | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 86 | 125 | -39 | 13 |
Previous Games
W
D
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 07/02/2024 |
| 24/01/2024 |
| 17/01/2024 |
| 10/01/2024 |
| 03/01/2024 |
| 20/12/2023 |
| 13/12/2023 |
| 06/12/2023 |
| 29/11/2023 |
| 22/11/2023 |
| 15/11/2023 |
| 08/11/2023 |
| 01/11/2023 |
