Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2019 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 38 | 76 | 0 | 6 |
| 2018 | 42 | 9 | 5 | 28 | 207 | 338 | 0 | 32 |
| 2017 | 41 | 14 | 3 | 24 | 232 | 297 | 0 | 45 |
| 2016 | 47 | 13 | 4 | 30 | 295 | 343 | 0 | 43 |
| 2015 | 44 | 6 | 7 | 31 | 229 | 364 | 0 | 25 |
| 2014 | 48 | 13 | 6 | 29 | 247 | 351 | 0 | 45 |
| 2013 | 38 | 16 | 4 | 18 | 222 | 209 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 26/03/2019 | vs BCS DYNAMO'S |
0
8
|
| 19/03/2019 | vs ALF RAMSEYS PORN DUNGEON. |
3
6
|
| 12/03/2019 | vs SPORTING LESBIANS |
4
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THE RW SHARK MONKEYS
10/05/2016 (Won 16 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
HISTORY FC
11/06/2013 (Lost 0 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
THE RW SHARK MONKEYS
10/05/2016 (Won 16 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 05/03/2013 To 11/02/2014
Longest losing streak
25 From 11/02/2014 To 18/02/2014
Current League Stats (TUESDAY 5 A-SIDE WINTER LEAGUE 2014)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| TUESDAY 5 A-SIDE WINTER LEAGUE 2014 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 82 | 149 | -67 | 10 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
D
W
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
W
L
Results
| 17/03/2015 |
| 10/03/2015 |
| 03/03/2015 |
| 24/02/2015 |
| 17/02/2015 |
| 10/02/2015 |
| 03/02/2015 |
| 27/01/2015 |
| 20/01/2015 |
| 13/01/2015 |
| 06/01/2015 |
| 30/12/2014 |
| 23/12/2014 |
| 16/12/2014 |
| 09/12/2014 |
| 02/12/2014 |
| 25/11/2014 |
| 18/11/2014 |
