Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 15 | 20 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 32 | 15 | 1 | 16 | 67 | 68 | 0 | 46 |
| 2023 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 09/01/2023 | vs Puyol Pants Down |
4
3
|
| 07/04/2025 | vs Empire Strikes Top Bins |
0
5
|
| 14/04/2025 | vs Tekkerslovakia1 |
3
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The HandyMen
06/10/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Empire Strikes Top Bins
07/04/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
The HandyMen
06/10/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 22/09/2025 To 24/11/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 02/03/2026 To 22/09/2025
Current League Stats (UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2023-01-16)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2023-01-16 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 16 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 09/01/2023 |
