Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 26 | 45 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 54 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.33
Recent results
| 10/11/2025 | vs Kuazzy tekkers |
5
18
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Canute Garden Fc (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs BPE |
11
19
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DAS BOOTY
30/03/2026 (Won 9 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Kuazzy tekkers
10/11/2025 (Lost 5 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Kuazzy tekkers
01/12/2025 (Lost 12 - 17)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
1 From 30/03/2026 To 30/03/2026
Longest losing streak
5 From 30/03/2026 To 02/02/2026
Current League Stats (Catford Monday 5s League Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Catford Monday 5s League Winter | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 54 | -21 | 3 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
Results
| 10/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 24/11/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
