Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 86 | 66 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 37 | 29 | 2 | 6 | 575 | 256 | 0 | 89 |
| 2024 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 171 | 126 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.00
Recent results
| 25/09/2024 | vs Minimum Wage Warriors |
24
11
|
| 02/10/2024 | vs GameOfDarts |
10
15
|
| 09/10/2024 | vs The Boo Kakies (Forfeit) |
10
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
St Mirnoff FC
23/04/2025 (Won 39 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
RENFREW REPTILES
16/09/2025 (Lost 6 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Degen FC
30/09/2025 (Won 41 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 17/03/2026 To 23/09/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 23/09/2025 To 17/03/2026
Current League Stats (Wed Night 5s Summer 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wed Night 5s Summer 24 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 189 | 121 | 68 | 25 |
Previous Games
W
L
Results
| 25/09/2024 |
| 02/10/2024 |
| 09/10/2024 |
