Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 16 | 4 | 16 | 347 | 313 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 35 | 18 | 1 | 16 | 330 | 293 | 0 | 55 |
| 2023 | 37 | 17 | 3 | 17 | 319 | 315 | 0 | 54 |
| 2022 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 61 | 77 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 04/12/2025 | vs GREEN SPARTAK MOSCOW |
15
3
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Charlie on a School night (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 20/11/2025 | vs No Turkey United |
4
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
TROTTER FC
10/04/2025 (Won 24 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SPARTAK TESCO
06/02/2025 (Lost 4 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
TROTTER FC
10/04/2025 (Won 24 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 27/04/2023 To 10/11/2022
Longest losing streak
12 From 10/11/2022 To 27/04/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Summer 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
