Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 17 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 31 | 24 | 0 | 7 | 214 | 150 | 0 | 72 |
| 2024 | 16 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 78 | 58 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 17/02/2026 | vs G Fc |
5
5
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs MG FC |
10
0
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs PASSHOLES FC (Forfeit) |
3
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Sheffield Monday
30/09/2024 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Beano 5's
28/04/2025 (Lost 6 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Ospina Colada
12/08/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 19/08/2024 To 19/08/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 19/08/2025 To 04/11/2024
Current League Stats (Monday Summer league Div 3)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Summer league Div 3 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 79 | 48 | 31 | 25 |
Previous Games
Results
| 19/08/2024 |
| 12/08/2024 |
| 22/07/2024 |
