Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 38 | 21 | 1 | 16 | 406 | 365 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 04/12/2025 | vs Crabbers Utd (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Girder Bremen |
17
9
|
| 20/11/2025 | vs Mckinnon FC |
7
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 02/11/2023 To 11/01/2024
Longest losing streak
15 From 11/01/2024 To 02/11/2023
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 94 | 85 | 9 | 17 |
