Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 125 | 61 | 0 | 28 |
| 2025 | 65 | 51 | 5 | 9 | 812 | 373 | 0 | 158 |
| 2024 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 303 | 88 | 0 | 60 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 21.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 25/07/2024 | vs Mediocre FC |
22
4
|
| 01/08/2024 | vs Sambal Sigmas |
22
4
|
| 08/08/2024 | vs McKenzie FC |
20
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mediocre FC
26/09/2024 (Won 25 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Msanzi Style
04/08/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Toast Bar All Stars
19/02/2026 (Won 29 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
30 From 29/09/2025 To 04/09/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 04/09/2025 To 29/09/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Men's Summer League 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Men's Summer League 2024 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 59 | 64 | -5 | 6 |
Previous Games
W
W
Results
| 25/07/2024 |
| 01/08/2024 |
