Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 26 | 10 | 4 | 12 | 106 | 115 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 44 | 20 | 3 | 21 | 215 | 234 | 0 | 63 |
| 2023 | 46 | 17 | 5 | 24 | 201 | 232 | 0 | 56 |
| 2022 | 37 | 25 | 5 | 7 | 199 | 122 | 0 | 80 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 08/07/2025 | vs MOB FC |
3
1
|
| 01/07/2025 | vs SNEAK PREVIEW |
5
7
|
| 24/06/2025 | vs BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH |
1
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
15/06/2022 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SMITH FC
14/01/2025 (Lost 3 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH
31/10/2023 (Won 15 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 22/02/2023 To 06/04/2022
Longest losing streak
14 From 06/04/2022 To 22/02/2023
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 97 | 51 | 46 | 28 |
Previous Games
W
W
D
L
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 22/06/2022 |
| 15/06/2022 |
| 08/06/2022 |
| 01/06/2022 |
| 25/05/2022 |
| 18/05/2022 |
| 11/05/2022 |
| 04/05/2022 |
| 27/04/2022 |
| 20/04/2022 |
| 13/04/2022 |
| 06/04/2022 |
| 23/03/2022 |
| 16/03/2022 |
