Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 31 | 7 | 8 | 16 | 76 | 104 | 0 | 29 |
| 2024 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 68 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs Romasexuals (a) |
1
1
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Rise of the Fist FC |
1
7
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Class On Grass |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Ball Fondlers
11/08/2025 (Won 5 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Narm Boys
25/11/2024 (Lost 2 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Onion
01/09/2025 (Won 7 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 07/07/2025 To 12/05/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 07/10/2024 To 07/07/2025
Current League Stats (The Return of WHITSTABLE (Community College) - Monday)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| The Return of WHITSTABLE (Community College) - Monday | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 23 | 37 | -14 | 8 |
Previous Games
D
L
L
W
L
D
W
L
L
L
Results
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
