Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 16 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 16 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 56 | 57 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs Fairly Messi |
2
11
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs The Rats |
2
1
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs Michael Gaunt FC |
4
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hoxton Generationals
17/11/2025 (Won 9 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fairly Messi
26/01/2026 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hoxton Generationals
17/11/2025 (Won 9 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 01/09/2025 To 06/10/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 06/10/2025 To 01/09/2025
Current League Stats (Hackney Monday 7 aside Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Monday 7 aside Summer | 16 | 7 | 3 | 6 | 57 | 52 | 5 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
L
L
W
W
W
L
L
L
W
D
Results
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 27/10/2025 |
| 20/10/2025 |
| 13/10/2025 |
| 06/10/2025 |
| 22/09/2025 |
| 15/09/2025 |
| 01/09/2025 |
| 18/08/2025 |
| 11/08/2025 |
| 04/08/2025 |
| 28/07/2025 |
