Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 47 | 23 | 5 | 19 | 219 | 211 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 42 | 15 | 6 | 21 | 173 | 192 | 0 | 51 |
| 2023 | 27 | 11 | 1 | 15 | 134 | 140 | 0 | 34 |
| 2022 | 32 | 6 | 2 | 24 | 105 | 247 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs LA FC |
4
1
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs PATHETICO MADRID |
5
9
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs FC DONK |
7
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
London gimpish
27/08/2025 (Won 15 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE DONKEYS
22/06/2022 (Lost 1 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
London gimpish
27/08/2025 (Won 15 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 21/09/2022 To 21/06/2023
Longest losing streak
0 From 13/04/2022 To 21/09/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League | 13 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 33 | 131 | -98 | 3 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
L
L
L
L
Results
| 22/06/2022 |
| 15/06/2022 |
| 08/06/2022 |
| 01/06/2022 |
| 25/05/2022 |
| 18/05/2022 |
| 11/05/2022 |
| 04/05/2022 |
| 27/04/2022 |
| 20/04/2022 |
| 13/04/2022 |
