Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 22 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 123 | 127 | 0 | 27 |
| 2024 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 143 | 93 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 30/09/2025 | vs Zero Ls (Forfeit) |
0
6
|
| 23/09/2025 | vs Death row |
4
11
|
| 16/09/2025 | vs Crisps and Beers FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
boozie fc
10/09/2024 (Won 17 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Death row
23/09/2025 (Lost 4 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole
08/10/2024 (Won 19 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 08/04/2025 To 12/11/2024
Longest losing streak
11 From 12/11/2024 To 08/04/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday x mas 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday x mas 5s | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
Results
| 04/02/2025 |
| 28/01/2025 |
| 21/01/2025 |
| 14/01/2025 |
| 07/01/2025 |
| 17/12/2024 |
| 10/12/2024 |
| 03/12/2024 |
| 26/11/2024 |
| 19/11/2024 |
