Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 16 | 1 | 19 | 303 | 263 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 41 | 19 | 2 | 20 | 304 | 295 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 26 | 9 | 1 | 16 | 158 | 200 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 15/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs THE CHEESY CARTEL |
5
8
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs PRO CLUBS |
4
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WHO KNOWS FC
28/07/2025 (Won 16 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LAKES MISTAKES FC
26/06/2023 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
SUTTON UNITED FC
18/08/2025 (Won 17 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 15/05/2023 To 15/01/2024
Longest losing streak
11 From 05/06/2023 To 15/05/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 6s 23/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Winter 6s 23/24 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 3 |
Previous Games
Results
| 27/11/2023 |
| 20/11/2023 |
