Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 43 | 13 | 6 | 24 | 253 | 324 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 49 | 17 | 3 | 29 | 248 | 321 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 47 | 14 | 4 | 29 | 208 | 255 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.00
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Scrambled Legs
21/03/2023 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crouch Potatoes
18/03/2025 (Lost 0 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Wandle 5s
05/08/2025 (Won 16 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 28/02/2023 To 04/07/2023
Longest losing streak
18 From 04/07/2023 To 28/02/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-09-19)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-09-19 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 44 | 49 | -5 | 10 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
L
L
D
L
W
W
L
Results
| 19/09/2023 |
| 12/09/2023 |
| 05/09/2023 |
| 29/08/2023 |
| 22/08/2023 |
| 15/08/2023 |
| 08/08/2023 |
| 01/08/2023 |
| 25/07/2023 |
| 18/07/2023 |
