Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 20 | 13 | 2 | 5 | 273 | 210 | 0 | 41 |
| 2024 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 61 | 44 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 27/08/2025 | vs The Farting Army (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 20/08/2025 | vs Rayans Rovers FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 13/08/2025 | vs unaffordable plumbing (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
young boy fc
02/04/2025 (Won 31 - 10)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Wheelie Average
22/01/2025 (Lost 5 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
young boy fc
02/04/2025 (Won 31 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 20/11/2024 To 29/01/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 29/01/2025 To 20/11/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 2 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 87 | 120 | -33 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
W
W
L
Results
| 22/01/2025 |
| 15/01/2025 |
| 08/01/2025 |
| 01/01/2025 |
| 25/12/2024 |
| 18/12/2024 |
| 11/12/2024 |
| 04/12/2024 |
| 27/11/2024 |
| 20/11/2024 |
