Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 25 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 23 | 15 | 3 | 5 | 280 | 184 | 0 | 48 |
| 2024 | 23 | 14 | 3 | 6 | 269 | 172 | 0 | 45 |
| 2023 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 88 | 95 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs IF WE HAD A KEEPER (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs NET ZERO FC |
14
10
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs SES FC |
11
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Neverbee Athletic
12/08/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ball Of Duty
02/10/2023 (Lost 5 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
SURREY KICKERS
09/12/2024 (Won 26 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 16/10/2023 To 11/03/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 11/03/2024 To 16/10/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5s DIV 2 24.07.23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s DIV 2 24.07.23 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 74 | 111 | -37 | 9 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
L
W
L
L
Results
| 23/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 25/09/2023 |
| 18/09/2023 |
| 11/09/2023 |
| 04/09/2023 |
| 28/08/2023 |
| 21/08/2023 |
