Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 24 | 10 | 1 | 13 | 216 | 214 | 0 | 31 |
| 2023 | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 193 | 121 | 0 | 33 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 10/10/2024 | vs Manchesthair UTD |
7
18
|
| 03/10/2024 | vs Flicki Minaj (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 26/09/2024 | vs Goaty Pulling FC |
6
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
12/10/2023 (Won 33 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Aged like Milk FC
04/04/2024 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
12/10/2023 (Won 33 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 21/12/2023 To 26/10/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 26/10/2023 To 21/12/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 107 | 84 | 23 | 18 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
W
W
W
L
L
W
Results
| 08/02/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 28/12/2023 |
| 21/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 07/12/2023 |
