Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 15 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 164 | 83 | 0 | 31 |
| 2024 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 39 | 30 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 28/04/2025 | vs Wanyamas in Pyjamas (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 21/04/2025 | vs SC Freiburg |
0
0
|
| 14/04/2025 | vs Cobra Potatoes Reserves |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Haycock Players FC
20/01/2025 (Won 17 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Cobra Potatoes Reserves
14/04/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Dyslexia Untied
10/03/2025 (Won 19 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 03/02/2025 To 27/01/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 27/01/2025 To 03/02/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 5's 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Winter 5's 2024 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 15 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
W
L
W
Results
| 20/01/2025 |
| 13/01/2025 |
| 06/01/2025 |
| 23/12/2024 |
| 16/12/2024 |
| 09/12/2024 |
| 02/12/2024 |
