Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 13 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 217 | 89 | 0 | 33 |
| 2024 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 13 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 07/07/2025 | vs Net Six and Chill (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 30/06/2025 | vs Expected Toulouse FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 23/06/2025 | vs Laindon maccies (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Laindon maccies
10/02/2025 (Won 37 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Havent Got A Kalou
28/04/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
Laindon maccies
10/02/2025 (Won 37 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 09/12/2024 To 14/04/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 14/04/2025 To 28/04/2025
Current League Stats (Basildon Monday 5s (Basildon Sporting Village) Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon Monday 5s (Basildon Sporting Village) Winter league | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 63 | 26 | 37 | 15 |
