Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 77 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 26 | 9 | 3 | 14 | 290 | 296 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs Olympique Wyla |
10
9
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs The Harps Club De Futbol |
7
12
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Not Got a Kalou |
13
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Bentekkers CF
26/02/2025 (Won 25 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Athletic Kebab
22/09/2025 (Lost 10 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Bentekkers CF
26/02/2025 (Won 25 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 22/01/2025 To 29/01/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 29/01/2025 To 22/01/2025
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 80 | 159 | -79 | 10 |
Previous Games
D
L
L
L
W
Results
| 06/10/2025 |
| 29/09/2025 |
| 22/09/2025 |
| 15/09/2025 |
| 08/09/2025 |
| 01/09/2025 |
