Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 94 | 63 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 34 | 17 | 2 | 15 | 371 | 352 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 122 | 176 | 0 | 9 |
| 2021 | 25 | 13 | 1 | 11 | 260 | 203 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 12/04/2021 | vs PORRIDGE FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/04/2021 | vs KISS MY AZPILICUETA |
7
2
|
| 26/04/2021 | vs WHO'S DEAN FC |
20
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
KLOPPY
20/09/2021 (Won 32 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WOODEN SPOON
14/03/2024 (Lost 4 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
KLOPPY
20/09/2021 (Won 32 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 10/07/2025 To 05/03/2026
Longest losing streak
9 From 05/03/2026 To 10/07/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Summer/Autumn 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Summer/Autumn 2021 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 128 | 48 | 80 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
L
W
W
W
Results
| 30/08/2021 |
| 06/09/2021 |
| 13/09/2021 |
| 20/09/2021 |
| 27/09/2021 |
| 04/10/2021 |
| 11/10/2021 |
| 18/10/2021 |
| 25/10/2021 |
| 01/11/2021 |
