Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 20 | 3 | 16 | 295 | 223 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 4 | 18 | 374 | 289 | 0 | 64 |
| 2023 | 41 | 22 | 4 | 15 | 355 | 295 | 0 | 70 |
| 2022 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 31 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs The Bothersome Boys |
8
3
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Crouch Potatoes (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Crouch Potatoes Reserves |
5
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Bothersome Boys
03/11/2025 (Lost 3 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 01/05/2023 To 24/04/2023
Longest losing streak
12 From 24/04/2023 To 01/05/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Late Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Late Autumn 2025 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 49 | 28 | 21 | 12 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
L
Results
| 08/12/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
