Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 16 | 2 | 9 | 309 | 190 | 0 | 50 |
| 2024 | 18 | 6 | 2 | 10 | 173 | 233 | 0 | 20 |
| 2023 | 45 | 25 | 2 | 18 | 434 | 381 | 0 | 77 |
| 2022 | 30 | 22 | 1 | 7 | 454 | 218 | 0 | 67 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.00
Recent results
| 03/12/2025 | vs Young Boys |
9
15
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs Murder on Zidanes Floor |
15
9
|
| 19/11/2025 | vs The BC's |
9
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Red Bull Sighthill
10/01/2024 (Won 36 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia!
07/06/2023 (Lost 4 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Red Bull Sighthill
10/01/2024 (Won 36 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 13/04/2022 To 17/08/2022
Longest losing streak
11 From 17/08/2022 To 18/05/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday Winter 5's Division 1.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Winter 5's Division 1. | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 149 | 87 | 62 | 31 |
